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Thoughts Why we need money We need money to survive ... without getting all dirty in the process. An American in Paris An American is having breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) in Paris one morning, when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states." After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?" Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France."
As Well
Don't you hate people who constantly end their sentences with the words ...as well? When I have had enough, I like to respond with the words, "That's swell." They usually walk away thinking that I'm the idiot. In Harm's Way Nothing disturbs me more than hearing another television journalist say that someone was "in Harm's way." Like Harm has the right of way, and it's the person's fault for stepping out in front of Harm. Better Living Through Chemistry My wife and I make good chemistry. It's just that sometimes, the chemicals are not supposed to be mixed and everything blows up. Good chemistry, however, is not obviously evident in meth labs, which have a tendency to blow up too.
Lips
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. ~~~~~~~~ THE MORAL OF THIS STORY ~~~~~~~~~~~ There are teachers, and then there are educators. Little known facts  | Make a Donation
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